June 2012
codons:
this girl who rode my bus once came up to me and was like “oh my god dont get offended or anything but are you GAAAAAAAAAAY?!” and i was like yeah and then she was like “OH MY GOD WE HAVE TO HANG OUT AND GO SHOPPING” and i was like “dont get offended or anything but are you ASIAN?!” and she was like “omg yeah im filipino” and i was like “OH MY GOD WE HAVE TO MAKE SPRING ROLLS AT YOUR...
Old Generation: "You were named after your grandfather."
Now Generation: "You were named after a celebrity."
Next Generation: "You were named after a fictional character."
My Kids: "You were named after a gay relationship between two of my favorite musicians."
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Australian weather.
Morning: HOLY SHIT its freezing.
Afternoon: Who the fuck set the earth on fire.
Me: Ugh, why isn't my pizza done yet?
Mom: It's been in for three minutes. Just wait.
Me: I DID MY WAITING!
Mom: Oh, god, not again.
Me: TWELVE YEARS OF IT!
Mom: Every time.
Me: IN AZKABAN!
badgermoles:
plot twist: my hips are actually compulsive liars
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Watchunfreshing:
The Perks of Being a Wallflower trailer
i’m going to cry so much during this movie jesus
queerard:
always remember that you are never alone
because you have tiny microscopic organisms living in your eyelashes
me: closes wrong tab
me: PTERODACTYL NOISE
Reblog if you think gay marriage should be legal.
overconfidence-and-a-screwdriver:
ninthtravelingman:
mrbroccoli-blainers:
pull-the-triggerr:
psychologicalsock:
kiss-my-sassyness:
HOLY FUCK THE NOTES.
If you’re my follower and you don’t reblog this we have a problem~
HOLY SHIT LOOK AT THE NOTES
you better reblog this.
REBLOGGING THIS AGAIN!
REBLOG if you think it shouldn’t need the qualifier “gay” and should just be...
Australians: damn australia you cold
Australians: damn australia you hot
Australians: damn australia you flooding
Australians: damn australia you bushfires
Everywhere else in the world: lets move to australia but im worried about the snakes/spiders/sharks/dropbears
Australians: lol
How to Spot A Supernatural Fan in a Crowd
camuizuuki:
oddreylu:
Set ringtone to “Carry on My Wayward Son”
Get a phone call
Count the number of people who cringe or start crying.
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May 2012
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The thing that annoys me most about the Harry...
In the POA the movie opens with Harry practicing the lumos spell on his bedroom during the night.
BUT everyone knows he isn’t allowed to practice magic outside of school. In reality, he should have gotten another warning from the ministry of magic.
Yeah. Just saying.
When you finish a really good book series.
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lucy-vanpelt:
